"Corporations are people, my friend, of course they are." "I like being able to fire people who provide services to me." "I'm not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there." "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." "[My wife] drives a couple of Cadillacs." "I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much." "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." "I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." "I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners." "I love this state. The trees are the right height." "I'm running for office for Pete's sake, we can't have illegals" "I was a severely conservative Republican governor." "I know what it's like to worry whether you're going to get fired. There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip." "I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will." "I saw my father march with Martin Luther King." "My sons are all adults and they've made decisions about their careers and they've chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard. One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president." "Don't try to stop the foreclosure process. Let it run its course and hit the bottom." "I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise." "I'm not familiar with precisely what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was,"